nedschneeble
Chase. Writer. Life enthusiast.
I track the tag NedSchneeble.

s-ea-n:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

babydontreply:

sizvideos:

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oh my god

OH MY GOD

bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

scissor-happy:

It’s about time to break out my favorite eyeshadow.

How To Talk To Babies About Marxist Theory

  1. BABY: [builds tower with blocks]
  2. ME: ok this is very good
  3. under capitalism massive building projects are constructed through wage slavery
  4. and through their sheer size and scale intimidate and pacify the masses
  5. so this is a great comment
  6. BABY: [knocks over tower]
  7. ME: that’s right

Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this

mashable:

Lena the Rottweiler totally understands your love of a nice, relaxing shower after a long day.

snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: β€œWhy are you awake?”

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englishsnow:

designedwithsam

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